Frequently Asked Questions About Absolutely Nothing

Is this really not a website?
No. This is a very advanced toaster.
What happens when I press the button?
You lose faith in humanity… or unlock a useless minigame. Either way, it's an experience.
Who created this page?
A very bored developer who drank too much coffee and thought “what if... nothing?”.
Are you really not selling anything?
Nope. But if you feel like donating, there's a Ko-fi button on the support page. Probably.
Is this a serious website?
No. But somehow, it still loads faster than half the internet.